“二战(zhàn )”时期,盟军要实施安奇奥登(🍩)陆计划,迫于对(🕸)一门叫安(ān )奇奥(🍥)大炮的超级武器的忌惮,要(yào )(🏴)派(🗼)两个精锐(😧)特(🎾)工(gōng )去(qù )(🌫)摧(👋)毁这门(mén )大炮(pào ),结果两个傻逼被(🐿)派(🕔)了去,最后(hòu )经过一连串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的(🐖)最后完成了任(rèn )务。 (🍮) (✖)片段一:德国(guó )人在北非布(🐖)置了一(💞)个(gè )陷阱(jǐng ),准(zhǔn )备(bèi )了一幅(🌚)假的防御工事地图让这(🦗)二个(gè )士(shì )兵带回去。他们(men )却阴差(chà )阳错(🙌)的拿走了真(㊙)的地图,最(zuì )(⛓)终赢得了(le )战(zhàn )役。 (👃) 片段(🚻)二(🤲):他们化(huà )装成管(guǎn )(🏯)道工(🎋)潜入德军在(zài )(🚴)意大利的(de )司(🌮)令部,给他们卫生(💔)间(🏉)的管道修得(💍)乱七八糟,把将军(🐛)淋了个落汤鸡。将军去(qù )换衣服,拉(💯)开抽屉发现一(🎥)套(🐡)新的(🤔)军服,于(🤥)是(shì )洗(📛)头洗脸准(📸)备换上(shàng )新军服的时(shí )候闭(🔞)着眼(yǎn )把脸(🔎)盆里的脏水倒进抽屉(tì )(💣)里了(柜子旁边(biān )(🚽)有一个(gè )废水桶)。那个(gè )(🚻)将(jiāng )军(🔪)是(🐂)最主(zhǔ )要的一个配角,很(hěn )有(🕺)意(💑)思。到影片结束(shù )前1分钟,都(🔮)没有(🈳)一句台词。最后说了一句“谢谢”。 片段(duàn )三:德军有一门超级大炮(👆)俯视着(zhe )联(lián )(🗒)军将要(yào )登陆的海(hǎi )滩(tān )。这二个(gè )士兵居(jū )然化装成(🦐)希特勒和随从,去视察(chá )大炮,把(👧)大炮(pào )炸(zhà )掉(diào )了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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